That was the most straight forward review of this movie that I've seen so far, the best actually. Thanks for pointing out how utterly over-the-top stupid it actually was. I'm sorry to admit that I actually enjoyed watching it because it was so awful. It's right up there with Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
I think it gives us some insight into how much the Obama's like to try to fake us out among other things.
Point #1: You define SHTF, but fail to define TEOTWAWKI. I thought it was some sort of yearly festival until I was puzzled about the the context and looked it up.
Point #2: When it comes to geography, as long as Long Island is not featuring snow-capped mountains or cactus count your blessings.
The guy wants to perform the marital act with that raging Feminazi? That's some imagination he must have.
If I recall, the I-278 spur touches Long Island. Although for the life of me I don't know why anybody would think Long Island is escaping New York City. If I was in New York City when the World was coming to an end my direction would be due north into the Catskills.
Yes, the oil lanker just running aground is over the top. If a captain at sea loses his geostat, he still has his compass, and, of course, the stars. The ship is not totally automated. In fact, the navigation is not automated at all. They still have that large rudder wheel and a helm just like on Mutiny on the Bounty. Even aircraft carriers have them.
When it comes to the weather- just be thankful if two scenes after a snowstorm the leaves are not on the trees. I have seen driving scenes where they keep cutting from the trees having leaves to the trees being bare, and back. I recall one scene that was hilarious. Every time they cut to the driver, the trees had leaves. Whenever the passenger was looking out the window, there was snow on the ground.
That was the most straight forward review of this movie that I've seen so far, the best actually. Thanks for pointing out how utterly over-the-top stupid it actually was. I'm sorry to admit that I actually enjoyed watching it because it was so awful. It's right up there with Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
I think it gives us some insight into how much the Obama's like to try to fake us out among other things.
Point #1: You define SHTF, but fail to define TEOTWAWKI. I thought it was some sort of yearly festival until I was puzzled about the the context and looked it up.
Point #2: When it comes to geography, as long as Long Island is not featuring snow-capped mountains or cactus count your blessings.
The guy wants to perform the marital act with that raging Feminazi? That's some imagination he must have.
If I recall, the I-278 spur touches Long Island. Although for the life of me I don't know why anybody would think Long Island is escaping New York City. If I was in New York City when the World was coming to an end my direction would be due north into the Catskills.
Yes, the oil lanker just running aground is over the top. If a captain at sea loses his geostat, he still has his compass, and, of course, the stars. The ship is not totally automated. In fact, the navigation is not automated at all. They still have that large rudder wheel and a helm just like on Mutiny on the Bounty. Even aircraft carriers have them.
When it comes to the weather- just be thankful if two scenes after a snowstorm the leaves are not on the trees. I have seen driving scenes where they keep cutting from the trees having leaves to the trees being bare, and back. I recall one scene that was hilarious. Every time they cut to the driver, the trees had leaves. Whenever the passenger was looking out the window, there was snow on the ground.
You really tortured yourself watching this thing.
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I was crying from laughing so hard at your review. Laughter truly is the best medicine!
I'm glad you enjoyed it! I had quite a bit of fun writing it.
Great review!