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Saint Jimmy's avatar

The Trump Child is the Kwisatz Haderach! The Jewish Messiah! Jesus of Upper Middle Class Suburbia! The King of Capitalists! The Arab Slayer! He puts the ghetto in rap and the twang in country! The ivy in league!

Ok. I'm gonna make myself puke.

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Myriad Mike's avatar

Too bad, you were on a pretty good roll!

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Saint Jimmy's avatar

Thank you. I just want Elon Musk to breed my daughter. Wait…. I don’t have a daughter. Dangit.

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