Weather App's- The Conspiracy That Nobody Is Talking About!

Daily Weather Forecasts Have Been Mastered For Decades, So Why Are They So Shitty And Inaccurate Now?

“Climate Change”, that’s why!

They want to make the weather appear mysterious and unpredictable, chaotic and helter-skelter.

As most of you probably now fully realize, the Global Warming/Climate Change narrative is losing it’s steam. After years of various spokespeople pushing this junk science, the masses are finally getting wise to the scam. Why? Well, part of it was because of the oft repeated, and now fully disproven, dire predictions of the weather hucksters. Melted ice caps, vanished coastlines, un-arable land increases, famines, newly formed uninhabitable deserts, mass population loss, spikes in insect borne diseases, drowning polar bears… they really went “all in”, but none of it has ever come to pass.

Sure, they continue to try to prop up their lunacy, but many people are coming to grips with the reality that it was all bullshit. But not just bullshit to scare people, but bullshit engineered to give governments more control, and help them throw trillions of dollars at their cronies under the guise of “saving the planet”.

Money grubbing government “solutions” like Carbon Credits, made the entire scam pretty transparent. Lunatics like Bill Gates that want to block the sun, (I liked it better when Monty Burns did it) depopulate the world with “vaccines”, and release genetically altered mosquitoes into the wild to spread “medicine” to the unknowing public.

Okay, but enough of the background, because you already know all this shit.

Weather Apps. Where do you get your weather predictions?

AM Talk radio? The 5 o’clock news? The Weather Channel website? Sure, as indicated, some do, but mostly older Americans. Whereas more of you are getting it from a weather app on your phone.

Here’s the Conspiracy: Weather Apps are intentionally poor, to make the day to day weather seem unpredictable, chaotic, and a giant goddamned mystery!

I first became aware of “fake weather reports” by living in and near ski country. Why? Because skiing is big business, and skiers love that fresh powder! So, like a miracle, for the whole of ski season, there were always reports about fresh snow up in the mountains, virtually every weekend. During the week, we’d get the “weekend weather ski report”, and low and behold, we were almost ALWAYS expected to get some fresh powder up at the slopes, predicted just in time for you to make your weekend plans! How delightfully fortuitous!

Like most adults, I like to know what the weather will be like tomorrow, and for the next few days, for a variety of reasons: What should I wear?, Do I need to leave for work earlier than normal?, Will I need the four wheel drive?, And little stuff, like should I get my car washed?

I’m not looking for perfection, and like almost every place I’ve ever lived, the locals are fond of saying “Don’t like the weather? Give it 5 minutes and it will change!” (oddly, they all think this idea is invented and intended for their region alone, and nowhere else, like having shitty drivers or a great sense of humor).

But here is what I have discovered with countless weather apps- They’re wrong. They are terrible at the simple task of tomorrow’s weather. How did I figure this out? It’s not difficult, I listen to the local radio stations, and they somehow manage to get it 90% right, every single day. But not the various weather apps; They’re for shit!

I suspect that many of you have noticed this as well. Hell, back in the day, the local TV stations would brag about who had the best meteorologists, and yielded the most accurate weather predictions.

So why does local TV and radio, still get it right, when the apps are getting it wrong?

Because the older people still getting their weather from the 5 o’clock news, demand accuracy. It’s been said for decades that most of the people watching the evening news, are really only in search of one very tangible fact- “What’s the weather going to be like tomorrow?”. That’s why the format of local news has made a habit of not telling you that part until the very last moments of the program. If they told you in the first 2 minutes, many people would stop watching, because they don’t give a shit about anything else that you have to say; They never did!

When that is your primary reason for watching, and you don’t care about the rest, then if they get that wrong too many times, you’ll change the channel, start watching channel 2 instead of channel 5, and with your viewing goes ratings, commercial revenue, and the almighty dollar! (it’s also why there are so many very attractive female (and male) weather broadcasters! Ratings!)

Tomorrow’s weather will be muy caliente!

But this article isn’t about those smokin’ hot Mexican weather girls (perhaps another time), it’s about everyone’s primary source for weather information being weather apps on their phones, that are intentionally inaccurate.

There it is, that’s my conspiracy.

Lastly, I may be offline for a few days… I need to further explore the “Mexican Component” of this conspiracy! I think it needs a deep dive!

Adios amigos!