My Tribute To Joe Biden's Ass Cancer - "Even Cancer Eats That Ass!"

Sure, Cancer Is Mostly Bad, But Not All Of Them Are Bad!

13% of Cancer causes 52% of all cancer deaths. It’s called science you ignorant wankers! Don’t do your own research, just STFU and listen for a minute.

“Oh fuck me, this guy is going for the jugular”

Also, this is something of an homage to all the recent slut/whore content on the SubStack, or as I call it, the SS! Sig Heil!

“I have a phat ass, now give me your money”

The world is deeply saddened, because we just found out that Joe Biden, has the ass cancer! No, not the African version from fucking monkeys, the real stuff. Butt cancer, the Big C, Stage 5 Prostate Cancer.

“I gots the ass cancer, and I’m pissing blood!”

He’s as good as dead. A walking stiff! No more showers with his daughter, no more shady deals for Hunter, no more… “more”.

He’s done.

“WTF, I was the president and shit, this is bullshit!”

We’ve all watched his brain melt down for at least a decade, or should I say, “the return of his childhood stutter”. Frankly, I thought all those brain aneurysms and hemorrhages would do him in, but apparently God decided to attack him from the opposite end. Ironic.

No more sniffy sniffy…

“Hey girl, you ever spooned with a grandpa?”

“Nooo, Joe, don’t run from your proctologist!”

Now I realize that most “decent” people are going to wait until Joe is dead, to offer tribute, but I need more subscribers, so I’m gonna nut early on this one!

“Goddamn it Myriad Mike! You’re an asshole!”

I think I speak for all of us, when I say that we’re going to miss old Scranton Joe!

“I’m gonna finish this ice cream cone before I die!”

His sharp wit, brilliant insights, and highly lucid imaginings.

“Fuck yeah nigga, that’s the Joe Biden that I’m talking about!”

But most people don’t know the real Joe Biden!

“Hey Hunter, or Beau, look sad, like your mother just died, I need to get elected!”

Joe gave it his all, during all of his presidential runs!

“Is she a nigger, or a Pajeet? I can’t fucking tell anymore! Her ass is flat, but she smells like weed, I’m going with nigger for $1,000 Alex!”

“Hold it, she smells just like this broad! I’m changing my answer Alex!”

Joe has worked for America, very hard, for many years.

“Hey little girl, I have the ass cancer, give us a kiss!”

He worked with a very diverse cast of characters.

“Hey Barry, Michelle is a fucking dude Bro!”

“I know Joe, I’m into it!”

He showered with his daughter so he could stick his dick in her face.

“I don’t like you Daddy, I hope you die of the ass cancer! I’m gonna do drugs!”

His first wife pulled in front of a truck with her whole family inside, because she found out he was a ChoMo pervert.

“Stop fucking our kids Joe!”

“Fuck that, I’m marrying the babysitter!”

Poor old Joe. So many years of humiliation, so many losses, so much pain and suffering, and now, his reward, is that cancer is eating his butthole from the inside out.

“I stick my finger in it”

So, folks, it’s time to start mourning… Joe Biden is dead, and there isn’t anything we can do about it.

You will “be missed” Joe. Now, go to the Gates of Hell, and Face your consequences!

Goodbye Joe Biden! Rot in Hell!

Also, here is another hoochie! Why? Because “fuck it”, Joe is dead, it’s time to move on!

The End!