"Let's Have A War, So You Can Go And Die"

Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drum

Well, my fellow Americans, I’ve got some good news, and I’ve got some bad news…

The good news is that The War in the Ukraine is over! The good guys won, the bad guys lost, and a fun time was had by all!

Rejoice!

But, sadly, the bad news is, there’s another war, this one less “proxy” and more engaging and winnable!

HooRay!

Let’s have a war, so you can go and die!

Yep, it’s time to let the good times roll, again!

Remember all the fun we had in Afghanistan and Iraq? Well, this one is going to be just like those classic hits, but with way more pizzazz!

Can you feel the excitement in the air?

I hope you can count!

We’re not sure yet, where it will be, probably Iran or Syria, maybe both!

Just know that it’s almost time to let the good times roll!

Are you ready?

Ready to “Get Some!”?

Well, ready or not, here we come…

I must confess that after that disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan, I was a little worried that we might go 5 minutes without a war, but the Ukraine fixed that for us… but we were losing the whole time, and that’s hard to sell on the nightly news.

Whereas Iran or Syria? Maybe Lebanon, well now, that’s right in our wheelhouse!

Hell, we probably have a huge supply of the correct utility uniforms!

Ain’t War Hell?